Vampires

Ok it's not a word, it's a concept, but I have to add it because, really, can any new ground be covered with this idea? I wonder if scripts are being written sans vampires, but when they come to being made the following conversation occurs:

"Yeah, I like the script, but can the main character be a vampire and can he/she fall in love with a non-vampire?".

"Oh yeah, that'd be so cool. That's gonna make it really edgy"

Why not combine the disaster movie genre with the vampire genre?. It goes something like this:

1) Vampires are really bad

2) The world is about to come to a catastrophic end and no one on Earth can stop it

3) Except perhaps for vampires.

4) And because they are immortal, they have to stop it, because they don't want to just be floating about in space with like, nothing to do, like, forever and ever.

5) Vampires save the world! Hooray!

6) Maybe vampires aren't so bad after all.

7) And the head vampire is in love with a human

8) And then then the humans kill the vampires. Maybe human are the real vampires after all.

The End

You can use that, for free, go ahead. On second thoughts, don't, I don't want to see another film, tv show, book, website, work of art, music or anything else that makes reference to vampires. I don't want to see it. BANNED!

And look out zombies, you're next